Good old Probert, still as fiesty and mean as ever.
He's an infamous former Detroit Red Wings hockey player. Ever seen the hilarious movie "Slap Shot"? We'll just say Probert would probably fit in pretty well next to Tim McCracken and Olgilthorpe.
Even though I was a wee little girl when he played for Detroit, I still remember hearing about him. Well boys and girls, he's still alive and well... and getting his ass tasered by cops in Florida!
I think the Wings need to find another guy like that to join our team - we've got too many feeble old men and timid young boys - it's time we got some low down and dirty hockey thugs! I want skanky mullets and missing teeth! Face-off fights and leveling the goalie! All that good stuff!